rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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